The Beasty Bird Bundle

A Bold Take on Pasture-Raised Perfection

If you’ve ever tasted chicken that actually tastes like chicken — juicy, flavorful, rich with the taste of the land — you know there’s no going back. At Twisted V Market, we don’t raise our birds in confinement or on factory feed. Our pasture-raised chickens spend their days roaming under wide East Texas skies, scratching through the grass, feasting on bugs, and living the way chickens were meant to live.

The Beasty Bird Bundle celebrates that honest flavor — and turns it up a notch. This special bundle combines 1.6 – 1.9 lbs of our pasture-raised chicken wings with a container of Beasty Bird Seasoning — an aromatic blend of herbs and spices designed to bring out every ounce of natural flavor without masking the purity of the meat.

It’s simple. It’s satisfying. And it’s everything you love about real food, raised right.

🌱 Why Pasture-Raised Makes All the Difference

At Twisted V Ranch, our philosophy starts with the soil. Healthy soil grows nutrient-dense grass, and that grass nourishes our chickens. Instead of living in barns or on industrial feedlots, they’re rotated through open pastures where they peck at seeds, chase grasshoppers, and help regenerate the land with every step.

That’s what makes our chicken different.

You won’t find bleach rinses, added solutions, or artificial color enhancers here, just pure, clean poultry raised under the East Texas sun. The result is tender meat with a naturally rich flavor and golden-hued fat, proof that nature knows best.

Pair that with our Beasty Bird Seasoning, crafted from a balanced mix of savory herbs, cracked pepper, sea salt, and just a touch of warmth, and you’ve got yourself one unbeatable kitchen companion.

🔥 What’s Inside the Bundle

1. Pasture-Raised Chicken Wings (1.6 – 1.9 lbs)
All vacuum-sealed for freshness.

• Raised outdoors on rotated pasture

• No antibiotics, hormones, or vaccines

• Non-GMO feed + natural foraging

• USDA-inspected for safety and quality

2. Beasty Bird Seasoning (One Jar)
An all-purpose poultry rub handcrafted in small batches.

• Perfect for grilling, baking, roasting, or pan-searing

• Enhances flavor without overpowering

• Features a proprietary mix of salt, brown sugar, garlic powder, paprika, and celery

This duo brings together the best of Twisted V Ranch: clean ingredients, sustainable practices, and mouthwatering flavor that’ll make your kitchen smell like a Sunday feast.

🏡 Farm-to-Table Simplicity

Whether you’re meal-prepping for the week, cooking for family, or hosting a weekend get-together, the Beasty Bird Bundle makes it easy to serve something wholesome and impressive without the fuss.

Try it two ways:

• Classic Roast: Rub the seasoning over chicken wings, drizzle with tallow or olive oil, and roast until golden and crisp.

• Grill & Chill: Marinate your wings overnight with Beasty Bird, then grill over medium-high heat. The spice blend locks in smoky flavor that rivals your favorite BBQ joint.

Our customers love using the Beasty Bird Seasoning beyond poultry, too — sprinkle it on roasted veggies, baked potatoes, or eggs for an instant flavor boost.

❤️ The Taste of Real Ranching

Twisted V Ranch is more than a brand, it’s a promise.
We raise every animal ourselves, right here in East Texas, following regenerative ranching principles that put the land and animal welfare first. Our ranchers walk the pastures daily, check the flocks by hand, and make sure every bird lives a healthy, low-stress life.

That level of care doesn’t just sound good: you can taste it.
Customers often tell us our chicken “tastes how chicken used to taste.” That’s because when you feed an animal naturally and give it space to move, you get meat with depth, texture, and integrity.

We believe everyone deserves access to food that’s raised right, and the Beasty Bird Bundle is a delicious reminder of what that looks like.

🌎 Regenerative Agriculture in Action

Our ranch practices rotational grazing, meaning our flocks are moved frequently to new pastures. This gives the land time to recover, improves soil fertility, and increases biodiversity. The chickens help fertilize the grass naturally, creating a living, breathing cycle of renewal.

We also believe in keeping things local, from sourcing feed grown in East Texas to working with nearby processors who share our values. When you buy from Twisted V Ranch, your dollars stay close to home, supporting family agriculture and local craftsmanship.

Perfect for Any Occasion

• Weeknight Meals: Easy to cook, easy to love.

• Tailgate Parties: Grill up Beasty Bird wings and watch the crowd go silent after the first bite.

• Gift Giving: Thoughtful, local, and delicious — it’s the kind of present people actually use.

However you serve it, this bundle makes every meal feel special.

🌾 Why Customers Choose Twisted V Ranch

• Family-run ranch in East Texas

• Transparent farming practices

• Regenerative soil management

• Animals raised on pasture year-round

• USDA-processed locally

• Vacuum-sealed for freshness

• Small batch seasonings crafted with care

We don’t just sell meat — we share a piece of our land with every customer who chooses us.

🥩 Our Promise

When you take home the Beasty Bird Bundle, you’re not just buying chicken, you’re buying into a philosophy that honors the animal, the soil, and the family behind every meal.

We believe that food should build trust, not questions.
It should taste like it came from somewhere, not from a factory line.

This bundle embodies that belief: pasture-raised protein and handcrafted seasoning, made with intention and integrity.

Taste the Twisted V Difference

Bring home the Beasty Bird Bundle today and experience what pasture-raised chicken is meant to be: clean, flavorful, and raised the right way.

Whether you’re a home cook, grill master, or simply someone who values real food, this bundle will remind you that the best meals start with honest ingredients.